Its Been Tough, 50…
The world’s most famous skeptic of technology, 50 Cent, just can’t catch a break. First, the dude’s trying to burn his girlfriend’s family, and then, in the ultimate slap in the face to “Fiddy”, Steve Jobs tells the world that no one is tired of the iPhone. He even had the nerve to give it GPS. Pfff…
Nothin’ disses a rapper like telling him everyone in the world loves stalking people on the internet… with a phone. ¡Viva technology!
So I tried out Wii Fit. Who would have thought an electronic doormat would never make me want to go for an actual run in the real world ever again. Why put up with the outdoors or have to face the inevitable exchange of looks to the people you pass by when you can stand in front of your television and follow your virtual trainer’s yoga-toned ass cheeks into the Madonna chiseled skin suit you’ve been dying for. Whatever. I’m buying one.
And finally, Lil Wayne’s new album dropped. And it’s just as good as the last half-album, half-shit he put out before. Dude has to start charging $6.99 for this stuff. But the songs that bang are worth it. The other half are forgettable. Listen to a few tracks yourself and make your own call. Remember when 50 Cent dissed Lil Wayne and Weezy responded by talking about how awesome Vitamin Water is?
Shit I’m tired of technology too, Curtis. These days we have to put up with making our friends feel insignificant because they aren’t in our Top 24. The only legit news is on blogs (riiiight?). We never have to leave the house anymore to work out. We keep tabs on all our friends by stalking their social network pages. And I make music using not-real instruments. Damn, Fiddy. Ayo…
