What Planet Is Kanye West On?

keith | mp3, music, review, video | Monday, September 22nd, 2008

This year, for my birthday, I watched the VMAs. Every year, MTV becomes the relative you barely see anymore and gives you a present to remind you just how out of touch they are with your life. I never payed attention to these Jonas boys but if there is one word I want to use when describing my musical taste, it’s definitely “safety”. The night concluded with a performance live via the end of the world (apparently) from Kanye West debuting his new single.

Is there anyone more inconsistent than Kanye West? Don’t criticize because the man will literally fight you. Sure, he gives a pretty bizarre performance at the VMAs but you know what? I actually liked it. Kudos, Kanye.

You see, I really want to like Kanye West. I really do. The album he produced for Common was some of Common’s best work in my opinion. I think Kanye West is a uniter. He is the key to getting you closer to your “regular” friends; an act you can both sit down and enjoy. But man, he BLEW IT with his last album. In the war between him and 50 Cent, neither won. Both albums were horrendous.

But here we go again with a new single. It’s not another “Stronger” but you know I actually kind of liked that song when it first came out. Kanye is the king of putting out great singles that annoy the hell out of you a month after the fact. Anyhoo, now we have “Love Lockdown”. It makes you wonder where he’s going with all of this. After downloading 5 different leaks of it, I buckled and bought the single from iTunes and wouldn’t you know it, the production is still sloppy and gritty as hell. But you know what? Maybe that’s how I like my Kanye.

Kanye West - Love Lockdown

History Lesson: LL Cool J

keith | mp3, music, video | Friday, September 19th, 2008

Is Old Spice / LL Cool J killin’ it or what?

LL Cool J - New York, New York

Pineapple Express is NOT for the Children

keith | mp3, music, video | Monday, June 30th, 2008

In what will probably be the funniest movie (or only funny movie) this year, Pineapple Express, released a red band version of the trailer a little while ago. It’s pretty much the same thing except 3 more swear words, 2 genitalia references, and a few more weed references. Is Seth Rogan killing it or what (bet you never heard that on the internet before)?

Besides, all this gives me an excuse to post a Them Jeans remix of M.I.A.’s Paper Planes. Not a bad trade off, eh?

M.I.A. - Paper Planes (Them Jeans Turf Remix)

Batmusic

keith | mp3, music, video | Monday, June 16th, 2008

batman-kiss Batmusic

Kiss From A Bro

The new Batman movie is coming out next month and from as far as I can tell, it’s going to probably make up for wasting my money on The Happening. I thought this might be a good opportunity to go over the history of how awesome Batman soundtracks used to be. Do it!

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10 Toys That Made You Gay

keith | video | Thursday, May 29th, 2008

This was way too good to ignore.