Lee “Scratch” Perry
A friend of mine just had Lee “Scratch” Perry perform at his venue in Madison. It reminded me of how ridiculous this man is. PUM PUM!
Who Will Watch The Watchmen?
You.
EDIT: Warner Bros. deemed this inappropriate for YouTube. Looks like we’ll have to rely on our friendly Russian neighbors. Here you go.
Huey Lewis Sings About Weed For Movie About Weed… Finally
Furthering proof that Pineapple Express is NOT for the children, Huey Lewis has just polished up his theme for the movie Pineapple Express. Yeah. Who remembers that guy? Not children! Does Huey Lewis doing the theme suddenly remove the hipster schtick from using M.I.A. in the trailer? Does it suddenly turn Seth Rogan into Michael J. Fox? If Michael Bay produced Pineapple Express, would it just be a remake of Back To The Future? Huey Lewis always knows how to stir up a striking conversation among internet friends.
Did you ever have to tell someone the Huey Lewis definitely didn’t sing “Addicted To Love”? Who remembers Spuds Mackenzie?
Hello Buff Male Saxophone Fans
It has come to my attention that the top search leading to my website has to do with people searching for buff men playing the saxohphone. No shit! Welcome, perverts.
Kingdom of the Crystal Special Edition
File this one under “obvious” but the new Indiana Jones movie, Indiana Jones and the I Want To Believe, was pretty brutal. Save for an awesome ant scene, it was pretty forgettable. Anything George Lucas touches turns to CGI and he will never make another good movie ever again. I can’t wait for my set of Indiana Jones: Special Edition DVDs to come out so he can go back and ruin the best moments in other Indiana Jones movies…. you know what I’m talking about…..
What a perfect opportunity to put a CGI gopher in the background.