Oops, The Internet!

keith | music | Saturday, May 31st, 2008

blog3-lil-wayne Oops, The Internet!

Speaking of our friend, Mr. Lil Wayne, the internet has been going crazy with some leaked tracks of his. The album isn’t out till June 10th but get yourself a taste. Now I’m not keeping these tracks up for long so get them while they aren’t hot yet. Thanks hithiphop.

Lil Wayne - Shoot Me Down

Lil Wayne - 3peat

Lil Wayne - Mr. Carter

Lil Wayne - Playing With Fire

Lil Wayne - Dr. Carter

10 Toys That Made You Gay

keith | video | Thursday, May 29th, 2008

This was way too good to ignore.

 

Lollipop Still Sounds Just As Good As The First Time I Heard It

keith | music | Thursday, May 29th, 2008

 

wayne Lollipop Still Sounds Just As Good As The First Time I Heard It

Correction; The first time I heard “Lollipop”, I really didn’t like it. I was like “What is this singing shit?” But one time, I sat home alone in my mutil-million dollar Western New York studio, lit some candles, and looped the chorus over and over again for 4 hours with my eyes closed. Oh you got me good this time, Wayne.

What the hell is up with this guy anyways? Lil Wayne is probably on the fastest collision course with death out of anyone walking the face of the Earth. This guy has probably another handful of years before leaving the planet in the most epic way possible. I imagine he’ll blow himself up using alien technology after slaughtering a rag tag group of mercenaries.

predator Lollipop Still Sounds Just As Good As The First Time I Heard It
“shawty wanna thug…”

While not necessarily new, it’s what I got to offer…

Lil Wayne & The Pack - Vans [Freestyle]

A Shot of Bust

keith | music | Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Winnie Cooper got me hooked.

Tila, you dirty, dirty girl.

Hot Rod - I Like To Fuck

 

Kingdom of the Crystal Special Edition

keith | movies, music | Saturday, May 24th, 2008

asshole

File this one under “obvious” but the new Indiana Jones movie, Indiana Jones and the I Want To Believe, was pretty brutal. Save for an awesome ant scene, it was pretty forgettable. Anything George Lucas touches turns to CGI and he will never make another good movie ever again. I can’t wait for my set of Indiana Jones: Special Edition DVDs to come out so he can go back and ruin the best moments in other Indiana Jones movies…. you know what I’m talking about…..

yes!!!

What a perfect opportunity to put a CGI gopher in the background.

You Know I Click Clack by Umyo

Christmas in May

keith | mixes, music, originals | Saturday, May 24th, 2008

Santa FAQ

I made this mix and released it to my friends last year two days before Christmas. It’s nothing too serious or mind-blowing but it’s strictly jams.

  • Intro From My Good Friend, Madonna
  • & Down by Boys Noize
  • Escape by Toxic Avenger
  • Down Down Down by The Presets
  • Trow Sum Cheez (Original Mix) by NSFW
  • Let’s Make Love by CSS
  • Never Be Alone by Justice / Simian
  • Je Veux Te Voir by Yelle
  • Tribulations by LCD Soundsystem
  • Ludachristmas (Original Mix) by NSFW
  • Guess What by OCDJ
DO IT!
 
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It’s FRDYYYY!!!

keith | music, originals | Friday, May 23rd, 2008

tgif Its FRDYYYY!!!

I thought about posting a super awesome mix for my first “music” post but jesus christ, it’s FRIDAY! How about a CHPPD / SCWDD version of Freeze Frame instead?

FREEZEFRM (Chopped / Screwed by NSFW) - The J. Geils Band

Hello

keith | site news | Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

me

That’s me. I look like a serial killer / weather man. Take a good look at this face because one day you may need to report it to the police / give a description of a missing weather man.

This is the new Dirty Agency. I used to blog about bicycles and shitty people. I can’t say I’ll stop doing that but you’re probably going to read mostly about music, mixes, yadda yadda…

I go under the “DJ” name of NSFW. I’ve DJed like twice. Somebody fix that. I’m mostly producing originals, mixes, remixes, reremixes, reimaginedmixes out of my studio in good ole Buffalo, NY.

Let’s see here… what else? I used to run an art space called Kitchen Distribution with some friends and now I cashed in all that wonderful networking and adventurous lifestyle for furthering my career in retail. Just kidding……. right?

Enjoy.